Skip to main content

Shirk-life balance

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.
'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.
by OGH Savage November 17, 2022
mugGet the Shirk-life balance mug.

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
mugGet the controller knee balance mug.

Contribution Balanced Participation

A way of contribution to services that comes from gifting culture. It allows for people to choose their contribution from 0 to ∞. It enables everyone to meet in the same circle, as we all have something to learn from each other. It is the most inclusive way of contributing to each other.

It can be shuffled within a sentence when you use it.

This is the explanation used to introduce it:

Today, it is an undeniable situation that there is a gap between people's solvency —ability to pay.

With this awareness, we believe everyone giving what they can according to their wealth is the best way going forward in terms of equal access rights.

People with more wealth can give more, while people with less wealth can give less. We don't expect to see proof of wealth. We simply believe in the integrity and fairness of your choice. We expect you to decide how much you value this journey and your contribution.

This way, we unlock the opportunity to give everyone access to this experience and contribute. We balance this contribution thanks to you. We want people without the ability to pay at the moment to benefit as well. We think, through this inclusivity, all of us can meet around the same circle. We are introducing the Contribution Balanced Participation Fee to unveil the unifying power of money.

Where do you see yourself creating this balance?

You can choose anything between 0 — ∞. The choice is yours.
I made my contribution balanced participation to an amazing Design Playing™ program.
I balanced my contribution by paying them €1000, so that all these people who couldn't pay can participate as well.
by Design Playing™ March 9, 2022
mugGet the Contribution Balanced Participation mug.

Balance

Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.
Balance is not always pretty or peaceful, and it isn't meant to be that way.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
mugGet the Balance mug.

Balance

Balance is the (sometimes same) old shit and the new shit. The old friends and the new friends, and never replacing one with the other for anybody.
Someone had tried to throw him/her off balance.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
mugGet the Balance mug.

Balanced

No shade of skin being more or less powerful than another would be balanced.
The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
mugGet the Balanced mug.

balanced ratio

A rare internet occurrence where there is a same amount of likes and comments on a post
One of my posts on Reddit got a balanced ratio. It had 27 comments and 27 upvotes.
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024
mugGet the balanced ratio mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email