Bag

Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.

"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"

"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"

by Mrbag May 12, 2016

on the bag

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.

Joe is on the bag again.

by Baby Coby August 29, 2021

Bagged

When someone pulls another persons pants down.

Camilla: Go pull jacks pants down.

Jack: aw man I just got bagged
Camilla: raaaaas man checkyaback

by BigBaz89 August 31, 2018

In The Bag

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure

Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws

by DotH8 February 13, 2009

bag

n. scrotum, a ball sac

suck my bag, hoe.
i dropped my bag in her mouth while she was asleep

by Victor April 14, 2003

bag

sick, ill, amazing

yo that chick from Vassar is bag, if only she didn't have hairy legs

by MarkLerret July 14, 2009

bag

condom

you gotta wear a bag

by F OFF May 14, 2002