Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.
"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"
"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"
"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"
by Mrbag May 12, 2016
When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.
Joe is on the bag again.
by Baby Coby August 30, 2021
by BigBaz89 August 31, 2018
when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
or
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
by DotH8 February 14, 2009
by Victor April 14, 2003
by MarkLerret July 15, 2009