When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???
Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010
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proper noun: 1- common unspoken synonym for sir or maam in a waiter's vocabulary
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.
by richard todd July 16, 2008
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Dude, as soon as I got into the bathroom some guy in the shitter had an Assplosion. I quickly washed my hands and got the fuck out of there.
by The real Satan's Helper August 2, 2015
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Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use
by Uncle_staliN January 14, 2006
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1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.
2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.
3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid
And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.
3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid
And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
by kjetil ac June 4, 2006
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Guy- "Hey buddy, what are you up to this weekend"
Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"
Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"
Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."
Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"
Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"
Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."
by Beargina October 7, 2009
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