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Asscracker

A mixture of the words ass, and firecracker. It refers to a wild little hot chick who loves ass to mouth. Usually referring to a step sister or step mom, in some cases maybe even a step brother.
Wow I nailed my step-grandma last night. I never knew she was an asscracker
by King boogy December 18, 2023
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assraped

Assraped by a youtuber
I got assraped by a youtuber, probably youtube.com/@dream, idk tho.
by remastered songs January 22, 2024
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Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.
Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
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Assrapitry

A word to describe about a reboot of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to it's better and beloved original.
"That Scooby-Doo reboot Velma was pure assrapitry"

" what type of assrapitry was that shit"

(They raped the series)
by Peraka January 2, 2025
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assrapitry

A word that describes a reboot or retelling of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to its better and beloved original.
"That new Velma show was pure assrapitry"

"What type of assrapitry was that shit"

("They raped the original")
by Peraka January 2, 2025
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AssCape

When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."
by 3nrRed January 6, 2026
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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
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