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The Windy City Assassin

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)
John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.
by 3ToWon December 13, 2020
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Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.
(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.
by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010
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assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell
I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!
by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018
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Anal Assassin

1. Slang for a faggot.
2. Straight man who likes backstage access.
3. The raping of a man by another man.
Chris: My ass is sore today.
Rozzers: Damn anal assassins!
Olie: Wasn't me!
by Rozzers June 19, 2006
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assassinatin'

(v) when somebody does something in fine execution or very well. Generally used in reference to jokes, fashion or dancing.
1. Wow, John practically has people falling out of their seats with his stand up routine tonight. He's assassinatin'.
2. Dang, shawty came correct today. She assassinatin' in that dress.
3. Matt was assassinatin' with that krumpin he was doin' at Kate's sweet 16. I think she was jealous of his performance.
by Kah-Toh February 11, 2009
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Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.
Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
by cockles December 30, 2012
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Assasinassed

To have any area of your ass violated at anytime without your knowledge. Usually in reference to a pre-meditated attack on the ass, with the victim completely unaware of the violation.
My dad went to his annual work Christmas party last night and got so drunk that he passed out in the store room. He woke up hours later only to realise he had been assasinassed whilst unconscious.
by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006
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