Hairy Armed Chick

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.

Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

by Zak Prpich May 9, 2007

one armed bandit

Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.

Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships

by mongoose1927 February 8, 2015

Arpad

A seductive man who lures you into his perverted world and gives you a deadly anal virus.
The virus will turn you into a Hungarian pervert who can't aim for the cunt and has a crusty ass. Ultimatly you will never get laid again and have to resort to jizzing over Hentai.
You will die alone.

A: What's wrong, Tim?

B: I hooked up with Arpad last night?

A: Oh God, you mean...

B: The Hentai is already on my computer...

by butinne November 20, 2010

amped

A huge video game media network

Did you happen to see that new article on Amped today?

by Jason Stevens February 4, 2005

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

cobra armed

when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the shit out of the car burglar.

me and my homie k dog got so fucking cobra armed last night

by nevasboy February 28, 2004