Allison

A girl who thinks she is above everyone else when in reality she isn't at all.

OMG Allison is a bitch

by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020

Allison

Sweet at first, but will fuck you over. She'll throw her cat any guy who wants it and puts dicks before chicks. Apparently, she's always got to be right and honesty doesn't matter in her dull and judging eyes. She'll only be buddy buddy with you to get you on her side and to seem way more popular than she really is. She hates on her friends and is secretly jealous of them. She's a bully and will put herself before you. Don't trust an Allison.

Guy: What's her problem?
Girl: She's an Allison.

by Coopwin August 11, 2015

Allison

A girl who does not understand the word annoying and is seems like she is perfect but isn't she stays in her own world and does not get it. This is reality it's not perfect so she can cry a bridge and get over it from a stupid girl and that's herself

Girl:OMG she is so Annoying and what's her name again?

Girl: Allison

by Cassieboobear:3 March 2, 2016

Allison

A school grounds keeper, very evidently male, who has an outdated perm and mustache. Upon introducing himself, he creates an elephant in the room as to what would drive a couple to name their son Allison.

This issue is solved when you then experience this man's annoying accent, over zealous dedication to fire safety, and other intolerable quirks that align with his odd name.

Person one: Why's Allison care so much about fire safety?

Person 2: Who cares. He makes me feel so uncomfortable, I think I'm going to transfer.

by McJaggerMann January 15, 2014

Allison

The most beautiful, interesting, intelligent, cute person I know. I wish she would pay attention to me berry like ale and all of the boys want her she is very self conscious and mischievous.

That beautiful girl is definitely an Allison.

by I will eat ur bush November 30, 2020

allison

someone who isn’t a friend because they always take nicks side

man, she’s such an allison. she snitched on me for the orbeez.

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

Allison

someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side

man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez

by yuhboi February 29, 2020