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Alfredo Adolf

The result of cumming on the upper lip of your sexual partner so as to make them resemble the fuhrer himself.
Oh come on Dan, did you have to hit me with the Alfredo Adolf?! Now I'm gonna smell your cumshot all day! Damn't, did you eat asparagus recently? You fuckin asshole!
by JackInYourBox January 26, 2011
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ravioli alfredo

When you finish an extreme ab workout, one that really gets your abs popping like big, fat, meat-stuffed raviolis, it is not uncommon to feel the urge to rub one out. Aim for those abs and voila--ravioli alfredo!
Dude, I whipped up a mean batch of ravioli alfredo after that ab workout last night!
by Hamil$tein & SuperFly August 18, 2009
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Alfredo

Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.
"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
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Alfred ashford

A guy whose family wouldn't let him get a sex change so they sent him far away from normal people. He's from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. He dresses up as his sister and even sounds like a girl. He tucks his dick in his dead sister's underwear.
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlah August 25, 2005
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scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014
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Alfredo

He’s Alfredo
by Queteimpota July 2, 2019
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alfred era

A phrase used only by the most nincompoopy of nincompoops (Yes, I’m looking at you, ALFRED).
An era that will never occur and if it does, please kill us all.
PROTEST against the stupidity of the alfred era!
that guy is an idiot, look at him thinking the alfred era will actually happen
she’s so crazy she wants to be alfred’s pet when the alfred era comes
by you are a boor alfred June 8, 2021
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