An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
by TESTICLETWISTER October 14, 2024
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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
by Nathan V. September 27, 2021
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Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other
“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”
by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 09, 2022
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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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