To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.
Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
by GreenStreet7 May 01, 2011
by TopDonny21 November 11, 2019
the cutest sexiest mother fucker ever, STOP ALAN SLANDER
Alan Charles Wilder (born 1 June 1959) is an English musician, composer, arranger, record producer, and a former member of sex band Depeche Mode from 1982 to 1995. Since his departure from the band, the musical project called Recoil became his primary musical enterprise, Iit started as a side project to Depeche Mode in 1986. Alan Wilder was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2020 as a member of Depeche Mode. He is a classically trained musician. Following the departure of Vince Clarke, Depeche Mode placed an advertisement in the music magazine Melody Maker. Even though the ad was looking for someone under 21 (Wilder was 22) he lied about his age to get the job, and got away with it. He joined Depeche Mode in January 1982, initially as a tour keyboardist, and soon thereafter as a full member of the recording band. However, Wilder's more notable contributions to Depeche Mode were as a musician, arranger, and producer. In addition to playing synthesizer throughout his time with Depeche Mode, Wilder also played piano on the band's signature ballad "Somebody". For the recording of the album Songs of Faith and Devotion and its corresponding Devotional Tour, Wilder also played live drums. For "Enjoy the Silence" from the album Violator, Wilder took Martin Gore's melancholy ballad-esque demo and re-envisioned the song as a percolating, melodic dance track.
Alan Charles Wilder (born 1 June 1959) is an English musician, composer, arranger, record producer, and a former member of sex band Depeche Mode from 1982 to 1995. Since his departure from the band, the musical project called Recoil became his primary musical enterprise, Iit started as a side project to Depeche Mode in 1986. Alan Wilder was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2020 as a member of Depeche Mode. He is a classically trained musician. Following the departure of Vince Clarke, Depeche Mode placed an advertisement in the music magazine Melody Maker. Even though the ad was looking for someone under 21 (Wilder was 22) he lied about his age to get the job, and got away with it. He joined Depeche Mode in January 1982, initially as a tour keyboardist, and soon thereafter as a full member of the recording band. However, Wilder's more notable contributions to Depeche Mode were as a musician, arranger, and producer. In addition to playing synthesizer throughout his time with Depeche Mode, Wilder also played piano on the band's signature ballad "Somebody". For the recording of the album Songs of Faith and Devotion and its corresponding Devotional Tour, Wilder also played live drums. For "Enjoy the Silence" from the album Violator, Wilder took Martin Gore's melancholy ballad-esque demo and re-envisioned the song as a percolating, melodic dance track.
alan wilder is so sexy!
by Iadywriter May 20, 2021
Alan Lopez is a very weird person that loves penis and is often referred to as a “troll” and “squidward”.
by Jesse smith October 29, 2020
An American actor, best known for playing the character Hawkeye on the TV series MASH.
He landed the role on MASH after appearing in the little known Godzilla movie Godzilla vs. Alan Alda. In this role he was shown to be about equal in stature with Godzilla. They battled to a draw, Godzilla's radioactive breath negated by Alan Alda's reflective glasses.
He landed the role on MASH after appearing in the little known Godzilla movie Godzilla vs. Alan Alda. In this role he was shown to be about equal in stature with Godzilla. They battled to a draw, Godzilla's radioactive breath negated by Alan Alda's reflective glasses.
"Godzilla and Alan Alda will battle and the fate of Tokyo shall hang in the balance!" -Gen Yamamoto
"How is Godzilla the same size as a human actor?" -Akira Kurosawa upon learning of Godzilla vs. Alan Alda
"How is Godzilla the same size as a human actor?" -Akira Kurosawa upon learning of Godzilla vs. Alan Alda
by Dollar Bill Jefferson June 27, 2008
David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
You're amazing, David Alan.
by lostxinxstereoxx May 07, 2011