Redstar Agent

1.(N) An upper rank agent for the Redstar Forces Resistance of Worldly Affairs Allianced Russia.

The newly graduated Redstar Agent walked smoothly through the snowed-in streets of Taken Denmark.

by Nikolai September 6, 2003

agent drex

the process of eliminating any fecal matter that may have accumulated in the brain leading to CRSS (cant remember shit syndrome)

I had to agent drex this morning so I wouldnt forget where I work

by Agent Drex January 7, 2005

Agent 5

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.

Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"

by ExploitedDragon April 16, 2020

Agent Watson

The biggest piece of shit who has ever lived. A subhuman scum with the most condescending and rude tone in history. Just seeing or hearing her is enough to send any sane man into a fit of murderous or deadly rage.

Agent Watson is a piece of shit.

by IHateAgentWatson October 24, 2018

Agent Black

Code name used for your secret, unstoppable hitman when you're being threatened or annoyed by someone you don't like.

Guy1: Hey man.. Sorry your girlfriend cheated on you.

Guy2: It's okay.. I called in Agent Black to take care of them both.

Guy1: That's terrible.

by Yadi-kinzz July 5, 2012

Agent Ed

A bozo who plays Splatoon and likes the Jaw titian.

Person: Are you like Agent Ed
Person 2: No I don't play Splatoon

by Birthday Agent Blam April 7, 2022

Double Agent

When a friend of yours likes one of your family members, and you don't know if they are coming over to hang out with you, or see them.

Kaleb likes my sister, he is such a double agent.

by 7.2.6 November 23, 2015