Elijah Angelou

someone who is particularly short. and not funny. like... at all

Juan: hey Elijah Angelou, tell me a joke

Elijah Angelou: **says a joke**

Juan: **cries on how unfunny it is**

by IllKeepYourSecret April 2, 2019

Angelo

A boy who will fuck with your feelings and go tell his friends about it and make it seem as a joke and make really bad rumors to the point where everyone knows and she's crying because of that rumor , and all he really cares about is his friends and himself . He also smokes because he has nothing else better to do besides hanging out with his friends also he is depressed but won't admit it because he hides his emotions all the time .

angelo: me and her did it last night

Boy 1: oh my imma tell my friend
Girl 1: OMG I NEED TO TELL MY BEST FRIEND

Boy 2: get some ;)
Girl 2: I'm not suprised.

by Whydoyoucarehaha June 9, 2018

angelophanism

The art of communicating , summoning or invoking the power of Angels

Angelophanism Calling on or communicating with angels

by Angelophanism February 12, 2015

angelo daniel messina

Adm is a very high thinker charming smart trend setter and many people idolize him.He is also extremely sexy and every knows it. He can get every girl in the world but he always says he deserves better. He is also very kind and giving. Usually Aquarius. Many people are jealous of him and some try to be him.

Everyone is so jealous of his looks and his ideas Angelo Daniel Messina Is just perfect

by Agelodm93 June 27, 2016

Angelo Nicolas.V

I don’t like you because you’re attractive,.... I mean you are but that’s not the reason I love you.. so listen.. when I first met you on the first day of school,before even talking to you I was like “oh no he’s cute. I think it was like 3 days later when the teacher paired us up and when you started talking my heart dropped and I instantly knew I wanted to be with you. We’ve been through happy moments, sad and especially awkard ones, and I love the happy memories but the difficult ones were the ones that made me love you even more. As of now we are particaly strangers and passing by you in the hallways without even saying hi, feels so wrong. I know I was the one to end what we had but we both know that it was for the best at the time, although I wish you hadn’t completely cut me off from your life, maybe you just don’t care anymore...and that’s fine I get it. A while ago u asked me if I “liked you or just thought you were cute” and at the time I gave you a stupid answer but now that I can actually see clearly, I can not only tell you but I can guarantee you that it’s not about the looks even tho you look pretty fucking great, but instead it’s about the way you talk, your smile, the way you walk,your personality and just the smallest details about you, bcz they might be insignificant to some other person but to me it’s what makes you stand out from the crowd// ily bebe

Angelo Nicolas.V

by XxxæxxX February 11, 2018

angelo snowballing

Similar to definition of snowball with added drug reference. Recycled dried, crushed up, powdered jizz mixed with cocaine.

Hey Sally, how'd you like the Angelo Snowball? They used a load of Mike's recycled jizz for the mix. They made the Angelo snowballing method by adding crushed up the jizz into a powder and mixed it in with the cocaine.

by Audrinna August 1, 2018

angelo-ism

The mixing up of urban sayings therefore making them hilariously incorrect.

She had a honeycomb hairstyle in the 60's (meaning she had a beehive) - omg that's such an angelo-ism.

Did you hear this Angelo-ism today?! There are too many broths!! (instead of "There are too many cooks in the kitchen" )

by wtbhay November 1, 2018