pto rear admiral

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

by fuckyouscotty September 20, 2022

Admir

tall guy with the most humongous penis you will ever see. he is mostly a business man from Montenegro.

Amina : my boyfriends penis is so small no good sex ever
Admir : fear not, as i have arrived
Amina : yes

by lspaint October 15, 2022

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Admirable

Something that leaves you in awe of somebody.

What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie and say i was in awe, or that i did have a great admiration of him to gain something from it like many people do, but i'm not gonna do that if I'm really not.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021

Admirable

Something that leaves you in awe of somebody.

What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie to him and say that I was in awe of him, or had a great admiration (or respect for) of him to gain something out of it, but I'm not gonna do that if I'm really not in awe of him.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021

admirer

A person who likes to see another person mainly because of how they act, talk or think but don't wanna date them or get romantically involved with them.

I am an admirer of him, i love how he thinks, act and talk, but I don't wanna date him.

by Sherry Blossom January 17, 2021