phone amnesia

the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling

(ring ring)

Me: hello?
Caller: oh...um...who is this?
Me: what?
Caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.

by johnbob06 September 30, 2008

Food Amnesia

The act of forgetting the food one has just previously eaten, made famous in an episode of Spongebob when Patrick Star eats his own food and forgets soon thereafter. This can also lead to accusing other people of eating or stealing ones food.

Terry: Where da fuck is my sandwhich?

Nardo: The one you beasted on, like five seconds ago?

Terry: No, I didn't even take a bite yet!

Nardo: Bro, you have a case of food amnesia

by DAnteDMCgirl June 24, 2011

Food Amnesia

This happens when you've just eaten something like... 2 seconds ago... and forgot you ever ate it.

Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia

Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.

Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!

by Truckpipe770 January 4, 2009

amnesian

the state of having amnesia

David: Dude, do you remember that one time when we went to Busch Gardens and you were too chicken to go on sheikra?

Brian: Uhh no, man. Have you forgotten that I'm amnesian?

by ilikepieee May 24, 2009

stomach amnesia

your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.

a valid excuse for greedy people.

Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!

Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.

by beatboxx April 26, 2011

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014