Akimbro

When you and your boy use facetime screen share to masturbate to the same video. Mute and video not mandatory.

Synonyms: Gaycetime, Dickronization, Twinfap, Metajerk

"Yo bro, come out to the bar tonight let's get drinks"
- "Can't make it - I'm goin' akimbro with Tommy later"

"I was tryna jerk it but I couldn't find a video for an hour straight!"
- "Bro if we were still going akimbro that would not be happening"

by harvest chedda May 24, 2023

ackhmed

Ackhmed is a very noice guy he’s very very intelligent and so wholesome he’s also kind hearted BUT CANT REPLY TO TIKTOKS FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN COULD. Also he’s so so cute and attractive inside and out he’s a good guy!! Once you get to know him you won’t forget about him. (You’ll be delulu).

Did you see that guy over there that don’t reply to tiktoks… it’s ackhmed!

by -spicywingz :) June 23, 2023

akimaster

A name for a mute who excels at every game they play.

GOD DAMN JIGGA HOW HE HIT THAT SHOT BRO HE SUCH AN AKIMASTER

by BozoBoy221 July 3, 2023

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Ackman

Australian slang for masturbation, short for “Slack man”, a term for a lazy cunt who just sits around all day ‘sinkin tinnies and spanks his lizard wizard til it king gizzard. Sometimes associated with a drop worm infection.

Yeah some people reckon johnno’s a mad cunt but i heard from his misssus he’s a bit of an Ackman

by cunneryseargent December 31, 2023

Ackman Effect

when your intense public criticism of someone blows back on your spouse, causing the top 100 search results for your spouse's name to be about something bad they did

Neri Oxman is a victim of the Ackman Effect.

by Sly11010110 January 15, 2024

Arkim

Someone who is good at math only.

Can also be used as an insult for how bad someone is at rizzing up people

"You're being such a arkim rn my god."

"Bro Im such an arkim yesterday at the party!"

by AlpacaLlama01 November 23, 2024