by amongusssssssssssssss August 2, 2022
Get the maxwellmug. by vonsvault January 19, 2024
Get the Maxwell Elliot Scrotum Dentmug. A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Maxwell housemug. Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.
Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020
Get the Maxwellmug. WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023
Get the Maxwell Goddardmug. Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.
by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023
Get the Maxwellmug. 