Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

Lance Lalinjaman

He's the boy who changed my point of view about people, he made me happy in a short time. If you know a boy Lance you'll in a good hands, he knows how to respect you. You should keep him.

I also had Lance Lalinjaman in my life.

by @yourgirl October 19, 2021

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009