humping the cube

To engage in a unique or experimental form of masturbation.

"What's wrong with Jon?"

"He was humping the cube last night and his mom walked in. He won't cop to the details."

"Was he using something of hers?"

"I don't think so but he says he can't look her or his dad in the eyes."

"Too bad, that's messed up."

by rantnrave May 9, 2011

facebook humping

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

by Hchamp June 19, 2007

hump me

When yo girl is ready for dick but you just wana hump

Im ready hump me

by Bman112 September 25, 2017

corpse hump

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.

"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"

by "Mom, you're messin' me up!" October 24, 2005

Hump Pillow

A pillow used during a period of intense hormone production.

Lucas didn't feel like masturbating , so he used his hump pillow.

by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 17, 2009

Hump Hill

The upward migration of the venus mound on a woman that has had many lovers. Usually very noticably on a woman who enjoys rough or pounding missionary position intercourse.

"You can really tell how she likes her intamacy... I mean with that Hump Hill protruding like a pot belly and all."

by AudioDamned November 26, 2003

bun humping

The act of sliding a penis in between the ass cheeks, without actually entering the asshole.

"She wasn't down with anal so I resorted to bun humping her."

by Booby Tickler June 1, 2009