COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Covid-Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.

1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid-Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid-Boom!

by Mr Sittha Boom April 14, 2020

COVID-BAR'ed

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

by Bob Snarkanoff May 24, 2020

Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.

"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"

by Keteaveu August 6, 2020

covid respirator

When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.

Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.

by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021