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Nigel

by HOT DUDE7355 March 5, 2024
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geriatric incel nigel

Older man that no woman wants to be sexually connected to.
by mrs tosser November 2, 2025
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".
Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?
by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019
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Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024
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Nigel

Nigel is another way to say the n-word, but it's not racist
Dude 1: That nigel kobe went off for 50 yesterday.
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein
by 12er5ttf June 26, 2019
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nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
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