A rat of a man who loves roasting people even though he could be easily roasted AND toasted, easily one of the meanest people alive
by sparklybutthole June 17, 2020

On the spectrum, waves his hands around like a helicopter on the daily. He makes random noises and is not very bright. He gets mad easily and is spoiled. He gets in verbal fights at schools and sometimes gets physical. This guy is one you would want to avoid but if you do befriend him he won't kill you.
Meagan - "Have you seen how the Keegan guy looks?"
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."
by Keegans brother May 25, 2020

Yo Keegan likes to throw frisbees. Colorado is tall, apple fritter, blonde hair, car, socks and sandals ALL day long, huge personality. Like the best. 11/10 human being. Would recommend.
Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND
Person 2: Yo
Person 1: Did you hear Keegan’s laugh last night?
Person 2: He’s in your closet
Person 1: He’s following you
Person 2: DON’T TURN AROUND
by BigBear3000 September 7, 2020

Keegan is a very salty girl she usually has long Lucious blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes, the only thing about a Keegan is they get annoyed very fast
by Longlusciouscutie69 May 3, 2020

A full fledged asshole who isn't afraid of a fucking thing. In Latin terms, "Keegan" *the badass* means exactly as stated.
"That fucker looks like Keegan."
by god hinself August 12, 2018

this dude is a total jackass and makes racist jokes he probably has a friend named aiden and swears in every single sentence that he makes he also probably wears the same damn hoodie every single day and has like ten million friends who absolutely adore him for no actual reason
by nddndn February 11, 2023
