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ETHAN

Ethan is smart and silly and is very good at sports. He has amazing hair and big blue eyes. He makes you laugh and you always want to hang out with him.
He's an Ethan.
by Ehanuuu November 27, 2018
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ethan

woah ethan is a good friend
by cmaiala March 29, 2022
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Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know
Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023
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Ethan

A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan
by Hanery March 14, 2017
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ethan

have you seen ethan he is bad at football
by mithak October 17, 2017
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Ethan

Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.
"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"

"Sure."

*holds hands*
by Rayne ;)<3 November 24, 2017
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