Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck
by oh well April 25, 2006
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When you go to someone's house for a party and the flush is not working properly, different people's poo get accumulated in the commode. In the end, it just seems like various people have contributed to the poo in the bowl - hence 'potty luck'.
Yesterday, I organized a pot luck party in my house without realizing my flush wasn't working properly. By the end of the day, it seemed my bathroom had hosted a potty luck.
by K-905 February 18, 2011
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by TCCGG4LIFE December 31, 2013
Get the close luck mug.Luck that is brought from items in possession of something .
Can be a living item or a inanimate object!
Only way to fix - Give a backshot to the person with bad luck and it will be switched .
Can be a living item or a inanimate object!
Only way to fix - Give a backshot to the person with bad luck and it will be switched .
“I used to to have bad luck with Chris after that backshot we found the car keys “
“ Everytime I buy a car I always loose my job . Duhh that’s because you have dark luck “
“ Everytime I buy a car I always loose my job . Duhh that’s because you have dark luck “
by TruthDare May 7, 2021
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Friend #1: *flies off a cliff in a video game and doesn't take fall damage*
Friend#2: What?! how did you not die?
Friend#1: gotta be Bum's Luck haha
Friend#2: What?! how did you not die?
Friend#1: gotta be Bum's Luck haha
by BlouJay April 4, 2022
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sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
sometimes a pointless phrase if the task at hand does not even remotely involve or require luck.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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