Hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing, fat ass, and overall perfect. Zoey is the perfect thing you need in your life, if you need a gf she’s always there (she’s gay). No matter what you say to her she’ll always try to be on your good side. She’s what you’re missing in your life. She wants a gf. She might get annoying but she’s always there no matter what. I love Zoey Stryker. (i’m not her)
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Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
by z0we3 August 10, 2023
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by Best abbreviation November 22, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.She's an innocent girl that grew up too fast. She doesn't trust very many people so if she starts trusting you, don't leave her. She's gorgeous and loves Tom Cruise. She is good with animals and loves horses. If you ever find a Zoey, you'll be kept on your toes!
by Enyaralalablukapeanutbutter November 22, 2021
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by seokjinniestjin November 21, 2021
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by usuckmyballs November 21, 2021
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- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
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