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Zion

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend
Definitely not written by a guy named zion
by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020
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dye-zion

Dye-zion is a male who is the very slow person of the friend group, who thinks he is funny, but is actually really mean.
her: "ugh you're the dye-zion in this friend group."
by nxliyxh November 11, 2020
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Zion Reds

Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now
Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"

Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
by TrustTheBulls May 10, 2020
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Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion
Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self
by TeyBenn August 14, 2020
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Zion

a person whose typically very intelligent and pretty
“Have you met my partner, Zion?”
by Thatlazychild September 3, 2020
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zion black

Cool awesome handsome young gentleman, who is respectfull and rich like a loaded baked potato. and can be very funny at some times and can be annoying, sometimes but also a good video game player. And has cute brown eyes and dimples
Being defined: Did you know Zion black is loaded like a baked potato
by Zion black March 19, 2017
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zion black

Cool awesome handsome young gentleman, who is respectfull and rich like a loaded baked potato. and can be very funny at some times and can be annoying, sometimes but also a good video game player. And has cute brown eyes and dimples
Being defined: Did you know Zion black is loaded like a baked potato
by Zion black March 19, 2017
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