Woof

Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.

This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.

Amber: I just got with a grenade

Jess: oh woof better luck next time

Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!

Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg

by Woof master June 17, 2021

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.

"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"

by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

woof

Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).

She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...

by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021

Woofed

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020

Woofe

The sound a small dog makes.

Haha dog go woofe

by Barkable March 24, 2021