Woody Wertman

Some guy claiming he loves Andrew

Woody Wertman loves Andrew

by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021

Le Woody

Some dude (male) without a friend.

He's Le Woody in my class

poor guy

by LeLuLu December 27, 2021

woody wag

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

being a woody

someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.

ew! that guy at the party last night was being a woody

by fuckchapman December 29, 2020

York woody

York woody is a term used for dogging sites in and around the county of york north Yorkshire

"wayne says to james" hey up lad are you coming to the york woody later?

by Bait needle January 5, 2021

Woody duo

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020