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woke

A description of something that a particular individual does not like.
You want pineapple on your pizza? C'mon, that's nasty. Pineapple on pizza is woke.
by mattonfireman November 2, 2022
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woked

Even though I had straight A's, high test scores, and academic awards, I was not part of the group du jour college admissions were looking for in 2021 and got rejected... essentially, I got woked.
by youhavetobekiddingme April 10, 2021
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wokeful

Wokeful means being inspired or optimistic about critical thinking that demands social justice. Pushed to the extreme, wokeful thought may lead to violence against non-believers who disregard woke ideas as propaganda.
by 2B+ March 31, 2021
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woke

The political commentator Bethany Mandel defines woke as "woke is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds "
Babu: I'm going to become a minimalist from now
Raju: What a woke!
Babu: What is that?
Raju: it is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds
by metalsoap March 17, 2023
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Wokeing

Wokeing:

The act to bastardize a beloved franchise by remaking/rebooting said franchise to add far-Left ideologies (non-White Race swapping, Heterophobic acts, Anti-Capitalism, Misandry, Neo-Feminism, etc) that results in making a movie, game, show and so on into a political movement that results in the movie becoming a commercial disaster and leads to fans to hate what they once loved.

A large usage of Wokeing is by making a 'Strong Female Character' the sole focus; who can do everything several times better than the male leads, and is always the center of attention (e.g: Rey Palpatine, Capt. Marvel, Fa Mulan (2020)).
Person (A): Have you heard about that new Tomb Raider series? It's being worked on by Phoebe Waller Bridge.
Person (B): Oh great, so she's 'wokeing' that as well? She already ruined and emasculated James Bond and Han Solo. Guess I better get ready to see how she ruin Lara Croft.
by Jeijay June 15, 2023
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Not Woke

An idealistic view of the world or ones own perception of reality, not necessarily grounded in reality or truth.
Racism isn't real, people just make that stuff up to cause problems. Everyone is woke Not Woke
by DarrKenn September 20, 2017
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woke

A way to describe someone who has high emotional intelligence and possesses intellectualism. Someone who has figured out the best way to live their life for the greater good of this world. Someone who realizes that everyone in this world is so deeply connected to each other, and that if you randomly show love to one person, that person is more inclined to randomly show love to the next, causing an echoing effect of compassion around the world.
Big Sean proves that he is woke when in the song "No Hearts, No Love" he says "you love me I love you, you hate me I love you". He has figured out that hate doesn't do the world any good, and lives a higher life by always showing love.
by FreshlyWoke June 18, 2018
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