April Winds

A feeling of liberty or independence.

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks

Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.

1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Cannon Wicks

When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.

Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!

“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed

by Diynfl March 2, 2022

Joshua wilks

An English chav who loves to bang Dan, he is very gay but appreciates his friends from keeping him from going emo.

Joshua has many edits made of him aswell as fanfics from his friends.

"omg are you the one who saves Joshua wilks from suicide?!"

by Imverysmart:) March 19, 2022

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.

by Chip Control August 23, 2018