dick wiener

An individual who acts like an asshole on purpose to be annoying

This dick wiener on COD won't stop camping.

by Richard W. Iener March 21, 2010

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

Wiener gravy

Fresh hot sperm.

After I ejaculated on my girlfriends face, I tried to push some of it into her mouth with my fingers. She stopped me; explaining, "I prefer my 'wiener gravy' hot"! She further explained, "If you want me to swallow your jizz, please cum in my mouth"!

I immediately got hard again, as this was the first time she had told me how she preferred her sperm. And since I had been hoping that she was a swallower; she really made my day as she sucked me-off and let me shoot my second load of "wiener gravy" right down her throat!!

Ever since then, I have no problem getting hard for her, and fucking her little pussy like she wants it. Because, I know that she's going to take a hot shot at the end, and like it!!

by Rexnine September 23, 2010

wiener flap

The flap in your boxers where you hide your dope.

He had his dope hidden in the wiener flap of his boxers so the cops wouldn't find it.

by nine trey May 15, 2014

wiener wallet

slang for a condom

aint no bitches getting pregnant tonight cuz i got my wiener wallet

by penismcjizz August 2, 2010

wiener art

The depiction of a dick or also know as "junk mail" that is sent to another.

Ally loves when I send her my wiener art , loves it so much she shows all of her friends and cats.

by Jbags October 26, 2017