Tommy winkler

To explode your toilet

Dude 1: yo I bout taco bell. 20 minutes later. Dude 2: omg I need to go to the bathroom before I tommy winkler

by Toney is da best July 21, 2023

Van Winkle

Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle

Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!

by maul731 December 23, 2006

wrinkles

used to describe someone with an extremely hot body and cute face despite his slight old age.

omg, your grampa jones is soooo wrinkles ;)

ew.. thats just awks and kinda gross too.

by skatingjenny January 13, 2011

Penis Wrinkle

George W. Bush

the equivolent to a "douchebag", "McAsshole", or "sonofabitch"

That stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country

by Dick B. Harding September 16, 2006

poo winkle

when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass

good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

penis wrinkle

what you call a guy who looks like a penis wrinkle...usually comes with a pair of saggy nuts.

Hey Dustin Duncan, from King, NC you look like a penis wrinkle, you really should get that fixed.

by itsmethemuddduck! March 26, 2011

Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.

Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!

by nick April 24, 2004