When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.

by DontPlayTheHateGameThePlayer June 13, 2021

Watch where you’re going.

It’s when a nigga doesn’t watch where he going and gets yeeted by another nigga

Dam that nigga got yeeted, next time watch where you’re going.

by S q u i g g a February 5, 2020

God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!

this meme is particularly used in pop culture points and shitposts, as you can put them in ridiculous places, much like other green screen memes. this meme originated from toby fox's game delta rune where suzie is bewildered while kris is soulless as usual.

-God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!
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|we're in idk |
|urban dictionary* |
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-fuck!

by AWWWW MAN October 4, 2021

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009