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Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom
Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010
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watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The act of burdening someone by demanding they observe you dance a particular type of danced called "the nae nae".
"Hey, Brock...Brock...Brock...hey...hey...hey Brock...Brock...Brock..", "WHAT!?", "...now...watch me whip, watch me nae nae..".

That was the last time anyone ever saw Steven alive, as well as the last time Brock tasted sweet, sweet freedom.

Do you or someone you know suffer from a compulsive need for others to observe you whip and nae nae? Seek help today, you may just save a life.
by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016
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Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber
by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016
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watcharaphon

Just the sickest Asian cunt u will ever meet in your lifetime. He is super handsome, it is said that if you saw him in daylight your eyesight would increase to 69/69 vision. If u were to become friends with the watcharaphon, it means that you have been blessed by God. Watcharaphons is in love with noodles (Not that type of noodles perverts). U may be able to locate a Watcharaphon in the bathroom and under your bed, he usually has his massive Asian SHLONG just hanging there like a third leg.
Isaac:"WOW I saw a watcharaphon under my bed last night and got a glimpse of his third leg, I was so baffled of how big ones SCHLONG can be. I can now die happy knowing that I have been blessed."

Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'
by Vincent Michael Shaw July 18, 2018
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Pan watcher

Someone who watches other kissing.
I was snogging some tart last night and Higger was pan watching.

"Higger is a pan watcher"
by Paul_01_07 November 2, 2009
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cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.
by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017
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Waikiki watchtower

One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.
After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.
by EFIL4ZIFG July 6, 2022
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