webcasm

Comedic literary sub-genre seen most frequently on the internet rather than print publications. Written predominantly by men and targeted largely to males aged 16-24, webcasm is a usually bombastic, snarky, matter-of-fact prose style, the trademark of which is usually hyperbole delivered in a matter-of-fact deadpan voice. Most recently developed and popularized by the writers of websites such as Somethingawful.Com and Maddox.xmission.com, and later aped by larger commercial outfits such as Cracked.Com. Popular for its political incorrectness and confrontational style, webcasm is the preferred writing style of many aspiring bloggers and would-be web humorists.

Webcasm: "When the developers came up with the plot for Ninja Crusaders, there were undoubtedly celebratory paperclip shurikens all around the boardroom. See, psychotic face-eating aliens have invaded Earth, and the only thing that can stop them is badass, pajama-wearing ninjas. Nothing encompasses more prepubescent awesome than a ninja beating up aliens, except maybe a ninja that can fucking turn into a scorpion beating up aliens."
-somethingawful.com

by danimator August 2, 2008

webcrib

The cool, streetslang word for homepage / website. Webcrib is exactly what the name implies. Your homepage, webpage, website but "cooler".

I'll check out your webcrib fo shizzle homie. Now where's Michael Phelps' bong at?

by Arunabh Das February 18, 2009

Webcamgate

Webcamgate is the twitter hashtag for the scandal that plagued the lower merion school district after they handed out laptops to all the kids at the school. some dick named blake robbins sued for invasion of privacy because he took pictures of himself doing drugs on his school computer and got in trouble.

#Webcamgate has been trending ever since the story was picked up by the associated press.

by bibbityboppityboo February 23, 2010

webster groves

the best place in stl and they know how to TURN UP

is that kid from kirkwood?

no he's from webster groves because he's not a stupid fart.

by azkoolazchikin November 25, 2018

the Webster's

Noun: used when you do not know the meaning of a word used in context and arent afraid to ask. (shortened form of "what's the Websters definition of that word") When you want the REAL definition (such as what's published in the Websters Dicitionary) instead of the BS answers your friends come up with because they arent sure either.

When attempting to listen to rap, white people often find themselves asking "Badonkadonk? What's the Webster's on that?"

by Slothy McGee December 24, 2007

webthreat

When someone makes a threat, usually involving violence, on an anonymous chat, forum, or other text based web communici.

It's great when you're mad and you type it, but later when it is read you see how much it sucks.

Webthreat example

Jaime Choo the JUBU says: NKOTB SUCK BALLS

NKOTB's biggest fan says: Dude, shut up or I'll kick your a**

Jaime Choo the JUBU says: Whatever man, they suck. I'm sorry... the truth hurts I know

NKOTB's biggest fan says: Dude... You're dead. I'm totally looking up your IP adress and FINDING YOU

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008

Webstin

A combination between webster and dustin

Webstin has his paper turned in.

by FrUiT_lOoP January 27, 2009