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Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.
"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."
by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012
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Sweatshirt weather

Sweatshirt weather is the type of climate which is most suitable for wearing a sweatshirt/hoodie. The ideal temperature for a sweatshirt is 35-75 degrees fahrenheit
girl: i want a guys sweatshirt but i don’t know what the sweatshirt weather is!
girl 2:oh it’s 35-75 degrees babe!
by hitormissmewiththatgayish October 14, 2019
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Hoodie Weather

Hoodie weather refers to the days that are nice out, cold out, hot out, or any type of weather except natural disasters unless of course, it's a tornado. (Because tornadoes are awesome)
"Bro, are you not cold? It's frigging winter!!"

"Nahh, it's Hoodie Weather all day, er' day"
by PeterLOVESpiE March 26, 2017
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heavy weather

term for difficult times

hard sailing
With the re-elction of Bush, we are in for heavy weather.
by Ralph Wombat November 23, 2004
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Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.
x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.
by mabiak2 July 2, 2016
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weather chatting

describing a conversation using weather chatting means the conversation wasn't covering anything important. On the contrary, it was a meaningless conversation about the weather, the kids or the latest news.
guy 1: I just talk to my boss
guy 2: what about ?
guy 1:humm weather chatting, nothing important
guy 2:I see I see...
by ThefrenchMan October 21, 2009
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weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.
I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.
by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009
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