sausage-wallet

a large, capacious twat

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009

Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill August 23, 2008

sausage wallet

a sausage wallet is another word for a womans vagina. also used in the lyrics of 'hey there vagina'

person 1: "how was she last night?"

person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"

by fuckingawesomesexyperson August 9, 2009

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006

sausage wallet

a girls sexual organ

did you slip your cock in her sausage wallet

by Cat 1664 July 23, 2007

sausage wallet

Another name for a whore.

"Dude stay away from that sausage wallet. Unless you want AIDS"

by Cloud1613 January 1, 2008