wood trolling

Conservative rednecks roaming through the neighborhood looking for wood (cut down tree, curb side wood) for wood stove. They do this not to save the environment but to avoid paying fuel taxes and to obtain a nearly free way to heat home for winter. They can be recognized by large pick’m up truck going up and down the street with gadsden bumper sticker or flag, usually a chain saw in bed or towing a wood splitter, do not engage as they are heavily armed.

Hey boy, get the shot gun and hook up the splitter, we a-going wood trolling!

by MrPlankton May 4, 2009

wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

by roller January 4, 2005

Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.

Eric is such a wood ninja.

by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009

wood pudding

the act of sex, ya know, putting the wood to some little slut.

hey melissa, how bout some wood pudding for dessert?

by Bob and Gee June 14, 2007

wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.

"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"

by Queenie Z December 16, 2003

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

Wood-Ridge

A town that is unheard of. It contains white people who think they're ghetto and emo. AKA: posers. Most of the kids in the high school are losers.

John: Where do you go?
Lauren: Wood- Ridge high school
John: Oh, so you're an emo whore?
Lauren: Yes, that's right. I can schedule you during my 20 minute lunch on Wednesday. That'll be $100.

by Wouldn't u like 2 know January 15, 2005