jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

Oliver Wood

gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that

girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"

blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"

by that b1atch November 29, 2020

Oiling the wood

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft November 9, 2015

jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer

Yo isnt jeffery woods amazing

by CryingTylor February 28, 2020

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Curtis Wood

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.

I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.

by brownwood August 22, 2011