weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

garbage weasel

Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.

Those damn garbage weasels are back at it again!!!!

by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019

Weasel Snoop

Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.

I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.

by not yos April 13, 2011

Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008