waiftress

the underweight, pasty, young urchin serving you in a bar. typically with doc marten boots, no makeup and stringy hair.

hopefully the draft in the bar won't blow our waiftress away before she brings me another beer.

by dankhaddock November 21, 2010

emilia is waifu

Simpily because rem and ram or any other fuckers sucks.

FKING WEEABOO:Hey, rem is the best waifu
Handsome glorious fucking hot looking man:Stfu you bitch look at youself in the mirror trash, emilia is waifu , fuckers.

by DZyingHua fkers April 20, 2017

waifuyea

(adj.) - excited to the point of gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(n.) - the exact level of excitement so great as to of gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(v.) - to reach a level of excitement so great as to exhibit gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(inj.) - exclamation uttered when reaching a level of excitement so great as to exhibit gagging, vomiting, or heart failure

David: Check out that waifuyea dancer over there, he's passing out!
Otto: I'm getting up to waifuyea, I can barely keep down my food!
Ben: We're going to waifuyea at the party tonight!
Adam: Waifuyea! That was great! Urgh...

by soundbyte24 September 14, 2008

Waif

a shortish, blonde, skinny girl who had the word schtoom stolen from her and then used against her...but has now reclaimed it by adding defintions for both schtoom and waif...victory!

Gaw....SCHTOOM WAIF!!!

by schaffy February 20, 2005

Waifu

The anime girls inside your gallery

for example: The waifus inside my gallery are Kaori and Zero-Two. There only two but i'm okay with that

by ShadowPurpleX October 11, 2020

waif

Someone without any friends

"get away from me you waif, go hang out with your friends... wait you don't have any. hahahaha"

by Col. Christ May 15, 2004

waifuyea

(adj.) - excited to the point of gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(n.) - the exact level of excitement so great as to of gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(v.) - to reach a level of excitement so great as to exhibit gagging, vomiting, or heart failure
(inj.) - exclamation uttered when reaching a level of excitement so great as to exhibit gagging, vomiting, or heart failure

David: Check out that waifuyea dancer over there, he's passing out!
Otto: I'm getting up to waifuyea, I can barely keep down my food!
Ben: We're going to waifuyea at the party tonight!
Adam: Waifuyea! That was great! Urgh...

by soundbyte24 August 21, 2006