vibrator book

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women

She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

deep vibration

The sexual act of a man receiving a blow job and a vibrator in the ass at the same time.

-Hey baby, since you watched The Notebook with me, how about I pay you back with a BJ?

-Make it a deep vibration and we're in business!

by Rankela July 2, 2009

Vibrating Hershey Spurt

The younger more talented sibling of the Hershey Spurt, where the person farts so hard & the rim of their anus is vibrated so much that the expulsion is accompanied by a tuneful note.

Juliane was so good at Vibrating Hershey Spurts she would entertain Patrick & Jarno by performing Beethoven classics as they gave her two in the stink, whilst none in the pink

by Dirty Andy June 6, 2011

False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.

*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.

by ALF613 May 3, 2010

vibrating syndrome

A condition where you feel your cellphone vibrating even if it's not on you or you didn't recieve a message.

"I thought I just felt my phone vibrate."
"No, you left your phone at home. You must have vibrating syndrome."

by textqueen April 19, 2010

vibrator

A long stick that adds sexual pleasure to females, from men with limp penis's

Holy fuck. That vibrator feels nice, William.

by Hard Hat Harry April 24, 2003

PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome

The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.

Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.

by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011