vegetable preprocessor

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I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetablery

Vegetablery is when you feel a sexual attraction to vegetables but don't want to necessarily start a relationship with a vegetable.

Son: Mom, I am feeling pretty vegetablery. I am getting boners over vegetables.
Mom: I'm sure it's just a phase.
Son: It's not a phase mom, this is who I am.

by rED EYESHADOW December 20, 2015

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016

vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018