Vapsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to vapes. They don't judge when it comes to size or flavor because they find pleasure in all.

Cashier: "I'm sorry ma'am, but there is no vaping or smoking allowed inside the store..."

"I can't believe this place is fucking discriminating me because I'm Vapsexual! I need your corporate number! Give me your corporate number!"

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

Varse

The Covid-19 virus

I hear he has been admitted to the hospital with the varse.

by Seaddog January 5, 2021

Vaune

Highly intelligent. Protective of family. Someone everyone loves. A kind and loving person. Vaune has an amazing sense of humor and is a beautiful person. Everyone should have a Vaune.

Everyone should have Vaune in their life.

by V007 March 30, 2021

vagsexual

A woman who would do things to a vagina that a lesbian wouldn’t do

I would vagsexual like that

by Wayne Porker July 3, 2021

vamsee

Vamsee means music of the flute. He is generally a quiet and popular person who is liked by a lot of people. He has very interesting opinions about topics and will compel you to introspect.

Vamsee is a pretty boy

by justexisting719 January 3, 2023

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023