vagina

the thing between my legs. a bird which can flap it's wings and fly away at any time.

1. gimme a kiss on the lips.
3. the vagina felt so empty.
2. addam was feeling bored, until eve came along and he poked fun at her.
3. stick it.

"she was shopping for cucombers the other day."

by igotscrewed June 11, 2006

vagina

1. A burial hole for deceased elves that looks like the mouth of the alien from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film "The Predator."

1.King Solomon fished out of the vagina because he fancied an imaginary fuck.

2.Teddy bear wore a vagina mask to scare little Andy into dirtying his breeches.

by Lilmisspissypants October 25, 2006

Vagina

Why are you looking up 'vagina' on urban dictionary?
So immature.

Get your mind out of the gutter.
and quit looking up vagina.

by J. Fore October 6, 2008

Vagina

The Holy Of Holies!

In Jewish folklor the vagina was known as the holy of holies

by MSTRWAR October 30, 2008

vagina

why in the hell are you looking up vagina on urban dictionary?

you obviously have a vagina

by logiccccc January 1, 2012

Vagina

The box that controls every man's life.

Also known as a clown car.

Woman: You don't do anything around the house!

Man: Say's who?

Woman: My vagina. Now step it up or its going back in the cave.

Man: Yes dear...

by coc0puff January 9, 2011

vagina

a pit of financial ruin

I would be a very rich man if it wasn't for vagina...

by Jake (haha) March 6, 2009