Wannabe Vampires

Kids who usally range from Fifth to Eighth grade, who drink V8 and dress like a Goth or Emo dude/dudette. Wannabe Vampires also like to "tell" on people that they dislike or wanna start shit with, and then start crying in front of a Teacher/Princible. They usually hang around Dark areas like a Goth or Emo.

Jonny- WOAH! LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!!!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!

by iwouldbangagothchick October 13, 2010

seductive vampire

1.) an emo chick who looks like a vampire and is very scary but is strangely hot and even though you shit yourself when you see her, you still want to fuck her hard in the ass.

2.) pure genious from some gummy letters

1.)Kayla is a seductive vampire. She has blue hair and red contacts, but look at her ass!!!!!!

2.) Zach: S and V
Coleman: Seductive vampire.

by kmart0ballerado November 8, 2007

Milk Vampire

Originating in Uruguay, "Milk Vampire" is a term for a person (usually a young female) who has a thirst for semen. The Milk Vampire will stalk out his/her male prey carefully, using sly methods to trap the victim, such as hiding under tables and striking any nearby male genitalia.

The Milk Vampire doesn't bite; she sucks.

by ZhuZhuz March 31, 2011

Vampires teabag

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

vampire goggles

When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse.

I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.

by Chuckles M November 1, 2006

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

Vampire-ism

A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.

A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".

Darnell only seems to call after 11 o'clock at night, I wonder if he has VAMPIRE-ISM.

by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008