video handcuffs

Mostly used in combination with verbal handcuffs, when someone forces you to watch the latest YouTube video (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The person typically will come up behind you and hijack your own internet session and force you to sit there and watch, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out or were doing something else. Examples: no or subdued reaction to video, eyes shifting away from screen, looking at your watch, checking your phone. Video handcuffs can sometimes go on for minutes or hours as the first video can lead into an endless string of more videos.

See verbal handcuffs

Office Guy: You've got to see this video on I saw on YouTube!

Office Girl: (Stares blankly)

Office Guy: James Gandolfini roughs up this fan! It's crazy!

Office Girl: Uh-huh.

Office Guy: Oh man, that was messed up, wasn't it? Hey, did you see the one when that weather dude yells at Carol Costello?

Office Girl: (Thinks fuck me, video handcuffs)

by tankapotomus February 25, 2010

Video game Take-out

The "video game vaults" of hand held games. appears on the retroware tv show.

Video game Take-out is like "VGV"s exept with gameboy and no handsome tom.

by scuba fest March 24, 2010

video trolling

(n.) The act of trolling while only posting an embedded YouTube video, usually in a discussion board or forum.

This is usually a rare form of trolling, but it can create bandwagoners who post videos as well.

(Prime example of video trolling:)

noobposter6969: omg can sum1 help me i dunno anything :( :( :(

T-Roll: (embedded video with "EPIC FAIL" somewhere)

noobposter6969: WTF MAN?!?!?!? UGAY NUB Y U DO THAT

T-Roll: (embedded video of shoop da whoop)
etc etc

by idgafays December 18, 2010

Video game war president

He's gay

Video game war president is gay

by Game wars don't exist September 22, 2020

Video Games

An inevitable waste of time that many pubescent adolescents play.

YO! Bro! U wanna play video games later?

by IHEARTPILSON May 7, 2021

video essay

video essay over a topic, WITHOUT USING CLIPS.

I did a video essay over isaacwhy and the group! Without using clips to make money off it!

by ihateisaacwhyfunnies February 17, 2023

Video Game Boosting

The act of match fixing and/or colluding in the multiplayer mode of a video game in order to unlock trophies/achievements, boost personal leaderboard statistics, complete challenges etc. This only applies to multiplayer mode as co op challenges, trophies/achievements etc are simply team play.

Little Johny is a not a video game trophy hunter, he is a cheating fraudulent gamer who passes his time "video game boosting" trophies, instead of earning them through legitimate authentic game play.

by Papidadi July 28, 2019