A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018
Get the Michelob Ultramug. Warmth and radiance that becomes hypnotizing with mastery of such feminine traits as listening, understanding, empathy, tenderness, sensitivity, submissiveness, and modesty.
by Penny Stephens-St. James July 26, 2018
Get the Ultra Femininemug. Adjective used to describe the most hostile and intolerant people on the planet who are actively and ruthlessly pushing the liberal agenda on the masses and especially the youth through the school public system.
by Christian Fundamentalist October 21, 2015
Get the ultra-liberalmug. When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. Similar to getting an ultra sound.
by Randy J May 14, 2006
Get the ultra soundmug. by vetoz July 10, 2005
Get the ultra dominantmug. by The 13th Captain December 27, 2018
Get the Ultra Wealthymug. When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?
Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid
by unbornpotato August 7, 2019
Get the Ultra-flaccidmug.