number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

two in the pink

getting two fingers up the vag

He gave her two in the pink.

by Danielle Palle February 11, 2003

two swoop

1.going to grab a small candy and or edible object in a group of two when making your intent look only like to grab one.

2.grabbing two of something when making it look like you'll only grab one.

3.being greedy in excess, not rationing.

I went to give that kid a mint and he two swooped that shit.

Jahobith two swooped my gum and now I only have one piece left.

by thedoctorofthisplace December 28, 2010

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 7, 2008

Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014