The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
by andytheslash January 24, 2010
Get the Grand Theft Impairment mug.1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.
2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.
2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.
by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009
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"That's what happens when you write or create something once and then have to go to 47 different places to tell someone about it. So this show will be tweetfacelinkblogged as much as possible". tweetfacelinkblogging created by Wayne Turmel "The Cranky Middle Manager" podcast #198 with Lisa Haneberg
by GeorgeJones July 29, 2009
Get the tweetfacelinkblogging mug.1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
Get the tweet skeet mug.The secret pleasure of updating Facebook, Twitter or other social media or SMS service when a celebrity dies. Especially the pleasure of being first to post an update. Tweetenfreude is not necessarily limited to mean-spirited updates.
by liamadrain December 21, 2009
Get the tweetenfreude mug.A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).
Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.
2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009
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