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tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!
by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
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tablecloth

(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses
Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.
by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005
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Tablehooter

A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.

Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.
by Scribbles the Monkey November 8, 2009
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Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?
by Mercy April 5, 2006
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running the table

Relating to billiards: Taking the break, then proceeding to pocket every ball thereafter without miss or scratch.
by ltdrifter February 2, 2003
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