Turtlecore

Turtlecore is the act of playing guitar while bobbing your head while enjoying the sweet sounds of your guitar. moving your head back and forth left and right with the flow of the music you are playing! commonly seen done by the guitarists of the metalcore band Beneath An Aurora.

person #1: dude that guy is Turtlecoring!
person #2: dude totally! isnt he in that one band?
person #1 you mean "Beneath An Aurora?"
person #2: yeah dude Turtlecore is sweet! :)

by themaninredwhiteandgreen September 17, 2013

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013

turtleing

To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.

She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!

by Glasstable April 21, 2015

pubical turtles

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird

" she has such weird pubical turtles "

by pinecones123 February 28, 2018

I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

I like turtles

I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face

I like turtles or whatever

by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.

"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"

by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006